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.I’ve had jaw surgery, was wired shut and vomiting was one of the most common occurrences post-surgery (Since swallowing blood is inevitable). I remember waking Good If My Book Is Open Your Mouth Is Closed Shirt up feeling nauseous and ended up vomiting. As the jaw is wired shut, you’ve gotta wait for the liquid to slowly drain off the side where there are little holes. I have never damage below my bottom lip so I can’t feel hot food burning me and look wonky as fuck. Oh, and in winter/summer because there isn’t a lot of tissue between the metal plates and open-air it’s more prone to temp changes so it aches like crazy during sharp temp changes.
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As for the little chunks…. well you swallow them. My daughter had jaw Good If My Book Is Open Your Mouth Is Closed Shirt surgery in December and her jaw was wired shut for 6 weeks. Did vomit once after, probably from the pain meds. She was so scared by it she slept in my bed for two days after she puked in case it happened again. I also refused anything more than Tylenol after the vomit incident.so, I had my jaw wired shut for several weeks. No one gave me wire cutters or explained anything about vomiting to me. It’s possible they did but I was so hopped up on morphine and oxy that I just plumb forgot.
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I never did vomit. Eating liquified everything through a syringe was fun. I think these people Good If My Book Is Open Your Mouth Is Closed Shirt might have had a better doctor than me. It bloody sucks man. I basically lost 3st and became diabetic. Nothing but custard and jelly. The real fun comes after! I was doing some further research because I was curious and I read an article recommending. You not to cut them just for vomiting if you aren’t choking. I’m going to have nightmares about this.
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Style | Classic T-Shirt, Flowy Tank Top, Long Sleeved T-Shirt, Premium T-Shirt, Tank Top, Unisex Hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex Zip Hoodie, V-Neck T-Shirt |
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Size | 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, L, M, S, XL |
- Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the front.
- Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem
Custom Ultra Cotton T-shirt G200
Adult:S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
Body Width Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
XS | S | M | L | XL | |
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Body Length | 20 1/2 | 22 | 23 1/2 | 25 | 26 1/2 |
Body Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-shirt
Adult:S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Chest Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
S | M | L | XL | |
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Chest Width | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
Length | 21.5 | 23 | 25 | 26.5 |
PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ Pullover Hoodie 8 oz
Adult:S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Body Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
Ladies Cotton T-shirt G200L
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Across Shoulders | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 1/2 | 19 3/4 | 21 |
Across Shoulders Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
Body Length | 24 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | 29 |
Body Width | 16 | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | 27 1/4 |
Sleeve Length | 5 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/4 | 7 |
Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 12 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 17 1/2 |
Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt 8 oz G180
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
Chest (Front Only) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
Flowy Racerback Tank B8800
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Chest (Front Only) | 15 1/4 | 15 7/8 | 16 1/2 | 17 3/8 | 18 1/4 | 19 1/8 | 19 3/4 |
Length | 25 | 24 1/2 | 26 | 26 3/4 | 17 1/4 | 27 7/8 | 18 1/2 |
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